Every once in a while, I get lucky and stumble upon somethin' like this here article from The Pessimist, courtesy of a marine friend of mine who is currently stationed in Germany.
To wit, two of many fantastic quotes:
One of the first things they teach you in the CPA program at Liberty University is a little something I like to call “Math”. If you went to a public school in the last twenty years, you’ve probably never heard the term before, since you were too busy being told how important it is to love yourself, regardless of your lack of achievement.Sad, yet pretty damn true.
One of the secondary arguments made by those who worship trees as much as they do government handouts, and hate common sense as much as they do capitalism, is that the world is going to run out of oil anyway, and that we should use what little time we have left to transition to cleaner fuels like wind and sunshine. Hell, why not just throw in rainbows and morning dew as well! Kitten power and dreams, as well!
Take a few minutes and read the rest of the article. It's full of gems.