At the time of this publication, we'll be out bringin' Joe into the world of adulthood by feedin' him Jagerbombs, Irish Car Bombs and (hehehe) Jersey Turnpikes, among other alcoholic atrocities.
Yes, we have a DD. No, we won't get him to the point of gettin' his stomach pumped. Yes, we will be havin' a damn good time.
My God have mercy on his liver.