From the J-Ro archives, we have this epic kid's-toy-gone-batshit-insane. Be sure to watch the video.
I know I want one, and I'm sure CharlieDelta does too. Although I'm pretty sure neither of us could own one without windin' up in the clink. Then I'd have to go through the trouble of makin' someone my bitch, and that's just too much work. So I'll ogle this stretchy wonderment from afar and dream "What if?"