Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Retailer rant

Dear Walmart, KMart, Sears, Target, Old Navy, OfficeMax, Staples, Medieval Times, Toys "R" Us, Michaels, Macy's, J.C. Penney, Kohl's, Dollar General, Dick's Sporting Goods, Best Buy, and countless other scumfuck retailers that'll be open on Thanksgiving this year,

Fuck you all.

To all the retailers that are resistin' the urge to be a bunch of soulless money-grabbin' fucks, kudos. And extra kudos if you're givin' your employees the day off paid.

For all you people that decide to shop on Thanksgiving, fuck you too. I don't ever want to hear you twat waffles bitchin' about society. YOU are the problem.

Regards,
Bear

4 comments:

  1. Shopping on Thanksgiving will not be on list of top 10,000 things to do, they are greedy idiots, enough is enough, the Chinese must be putting pressure on them to sell more of their junk, the crap just breaks soon after you get it anyway.

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  2. Well said Sir. I cannot fathom leaving the house and family to shop on Thanksgiving day or night.
    I will be taking my son goose hunting Friday afternoon and duck hunting Saturday morning.

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  3. Best of luck, my friend. We'll be out in the mornin' for our annual Thanksgiving morning duck hunt.

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  4. Sunnybrook, agreed. We've developed a "throw it away and buy another one" culture, and it sure isn't to anyone's benefit except the manufacturers.

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